Sunday, 23 June 2013

Social Media explained via the Tesco NAM role

Twitter:        I am totally responsible for anything that goes wrong at Tesco…

Facebook:    ...but I still ‘like’ Tesco…

Foursquare:  This is where I bend over backwards for Tesco…

Instagram:     Here is a vintage pic of my last remaining shirt…

YouTube:      Here is me rehearsing saying ‘No’…(see Wikileaks and Foursquare for what actually happened…)

LinkedIn:      These are all the people I think I met in Tesco’s waiting room…

Pinterest:      Here is an untried list of the swansong concessions I intend to demand from Tesco….

Last FM:       Here is a list of the Buyer’s (…and now my) favourite tunes….

G+:              A quick way of going around in circles with Tesco…

However, joking apart, Big T remains the best gig in town!   

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