Millionaire Prime Minister David Cameron has made no secret of his wish for a greater focus on well-being rather than wealth and has asked the statistics agency for help.
Over the coming months - just as a savage government austerity programme kicks in - the country's statisticians will devise a set of questions to measure Briton's subjective quality of life.
These responses will form the basis of a new guage that will be published at regular intervals, perhaps alongside figures like GDP.
Essentially, the Office for National Statistics will quantify happiness, thus allowing us to complete the negotiation-calculation jigsaw in Namcalc.
Rest assured that as soon as they produce a robust formula, we shall quickly adapt it to measure KAM post-negotiation spirits-level (cause & effect?), the ultimate KPI?
Have a truely high-spirited weekend, from the Namnews Team!
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